Rivers of . . . .

Donald and Hymn No 365

The Minister of the Parish Church was on annual leave and a relief Minister was in the pulpit for the Sunday sermon. The new Minister immediately launched into an attack on the evils of strong drink and shaking with indignation declared “ If I had all the beer in the world I’d pour it into the river!” Then apoplectic with rage “If I had all the whisky in the world I’d pour it into the river!”

Sermon complete he sits down, sweating profusely awaiting congratulation from his adoring flock—at which point Donald, the organist, strikes the first bars of  Hymn No 365—”Shall We Gather By The River”


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